Penis Myth #1: Boat Size Doesn’t Matter!
We’ve all heard this saying, “It’s not the size of the boat it’s the motion of the ocean”, which implies that the size of a man’s penis isn’t as important as how he uses his penis regardless of the size of said penis in question.
First off, if this phrase has ever been heard coming out of your mouth then you must have a small penis because under no circumstance, of any kind, would a woman ever choose a small penis over a BIG penis; having sex with a BIG penis is so much better than having sex with a small penis, also, men that have big wieners know how to f**K regardless of the motion of any ocean.
This Penis Myth has been officially DEBUNKED because a BIG boat docked at land is better than a tiny penis doing all kinds of motions in the ocean any day of the week.
Penis Myth #2: Women Prefer Wealth Over Extra Inches of Dick!
A lot of wealthy men truly believe that women would rather be with a rich man over a man with a big penis. Well only a wealthy man with a small penis would believe this myth because in all reality BIG wieners are more important to women than how much money a man makes, the type of car they drive, or what type of profession they’re in.
This Penis Myth has been officially DEBUNKED because women prefer lots of dick inches over lots of money!
Penis Myth #3: A Small Penis Lasts Longer!
Honestly, who cares if this myth is true or false because getting pounded by a BIG & THICK penis for just 60 seconds will always feel better than having sex with a small penis no matter how long that little guy can last for.